Dirty D's

Worth the trip into Malvern purely just for the donuts! I’ve tried a few different ones now and they have all been incredible. The best in Worcestershire!

Went to Dirty D’s to try their infamous doughnut challenge: 12 doughnuts and a milkshake, all free if you can devour the lot in under an hour. Sounds easy, right? That’s what I thought... for the first four doughnuts. Everything started off strong — soft, warm, ridiculously tasty doughnuts that made me briefly believe I had superpowers. I was flying through them, living my best sugary life. Then came The Lemon One. That lemon doughnut? Pure evil in pastry form. It stared into my soul. Tart, sneaky, and somehow heavier than the rest combined. Every bite felt like a battle between my will to win and my rapidly expanding stomach. I swear I aged five years and saw the ghost of every dessert I’ve ever eaten. But I pushed through, mostly powered by stubbornness and frosting-induced hallucinations. The final doughnut went down with the grace of a brick, and the milkshake? Oh, the milkshake laughed at me from the corner the whole time. Still, absolutely worth it. The doughnuts were insanely good — way better than a certain glazed-chain-that-shall-not-be-named. If you're feeling brave (or just a little unhinged), I highly recommend trying it. Come hungry. Maybe bring a support group. And beware the lemon.

We had a banana milkshake and a chocolate milkshake and they were both lovely. However, I thought they were a little thin with too much milk and not enough ice cream. That suited my wife but I would have preferred it a bit thicker.

I travel all the way down from York to see my family but this is the big pull for me (don’t tell them!). I love the music in the place, they have an arcade machine with some awesome retro games that kept my 4 year old busy (not a money grabbing machine either - there for you to enjoy for a tiny amount of money). We had the Kinder Bueno donut (which is untouchable), Biscoff donut, a latte, a pizza bagel and one of the new Oreo milkshakes (which my son inhaled!). All were on point and I’m definitely popping in before I head back to grab a boxful. Love the staff. Love the vibe. Love the food. A must visit if you’re coming to Malvern!

Really great coffee and wonderful doughnuts. A wide variety of options and lovely staff, alongside a very relaxing atmosphere. Vegan options are also available. Highly recommended.

The best coffee of all time!! Jess, Craig and Jack are all so lovely and they make the best cup of coffee to go with their delicious, freshly baked doughnuts. I always go in on my lunch break for an Oat Flat White and a Homer Shout out to Craig who went above and beyond for me at the weekend - they had just used up all of the oat milk and without hesitation he quickly popped out to buy some so I didn’t miss out on my coffee! It was very much appreciated and shows how much they value and genuinely care about their customers. I can’t think of any other place that would have done that so thank you! Definitely recommend checking Dirty D’s out if you haven’t already - such a cool, independent business run by a lovely local couple. Thanks again, see you soon!

This is a small café tucked away on a side alley in Malvern. It has a retro late 70s early 80s punk/rock/new wave vibe, its walls lined with vintage gig posters and a retro arcade machine. I had a good banana milkshake and a cinnamon doughnut. Definitely worth a visit.